Officials at the University of Virginia on Wednesday weren’t thrilled with Playboy’s dubious distinction listing the nation’s oldest public university as the No. 1 party school in America.
“We are demanding a recount,” UVA spokeswoman Marian Anderfuren told NBC News.
Listen bitch, there’s a reason why UVA football hasn’t won anything lately. Some years they get the benefit of having a top 20 rank. But I never see them get to the big dance. OK, so they played in the ’91 Sugar Bowl. Big deal. I do not count the MPC Computers Bowl to be legit. I do not count the Chick-fil-A Bowl to be legit. This team’s rivals are UNC, Maryland, and V Tech. UNC and Maryland are basketball schools, and V Tech has the same dubious bowl history.
If they want to attract some big name high school names they need to make the school seem more attractive. Best way to do that is to either buy your players SUVs with dubs on them, which is now illegal, or give the school a party reputation. Why do you think guys like Michael Irvin went to U Miami? Because in the 80’s guys who went to Miami were blowing lines off 19-year-old coed tits and probably driving DeLoreans and shit.