Two exotic dancers brawled over a $1 tip onstage at the Silk Exotic nightclub in Juneau, Wis. By the time the glitter had settled, police stripped both ladies of $250 for disorderly conduct, the Post Crescent reported.
According to the Post, a customer tried to give one stripper a single dollar, but the other stripper thought the money was intended for her.
I know we are in a recession. I know times are tough pretty much everywhere…..but it must be EXTRA shitty in Juneau, Wisconsin. I may be spoiled by growing up going to New York strip clubs….but I have seen strippers just kick a pile of singles off the stage with complete and utter disregard for the stray bills. Don’t get me wrong…..they put the big bills right into the stack of higher notes which they have in a special location in their boot or in their garter…..but to get into a brawl over a Georgie Wash?? I feel like that is something you just wouldn’t see in a New York strip club.
I also need to address my interest in seeing photographs of these strippers. Not because I want to add them into my spank bank….but because I am very interested to see what strippers look like in Wisconsin. I am torn between imagining University of Wisconsin kinda chicks….or the backwoods, gross teeth, fat gut, cousin fucking kinda girls. I need to put my wild imagination to rest. Are we talking about a Badgers Cheerleader??
or more like this beauty queen??
There is another factor here that I haven’t touched upon. One of these thunderdome strippers was pregnant. Preggers….. Prego…. Knocked up….. Bun in the oven…..and she was throwing down like Maximus in the arena…over a dollar. I have a baby. I know formula is expensive…..but I am not about to slice throats over a dollar. I am not to that point yet, I guess (but I have a legimate job and I’m a man…which means I can control my emotions and rage towards others).
But….the pregnant stripper thing leads me to another thought: How many strippers have I seen working the pole while pregnant?? I mean, they don’t show right away….and I’m sure they get a group discount at the abortion clinic….so is it like catching a cold to them?? Do they just keep on drinking and sniffing coke off each other’s asses until they can get a ride to the clinic?? I guess it has a bit of a silver lining….they can skip their period for a couple of months before they see the “Doctor”. I have heard that when they have their periods….they aren’t allowed to work. Especially in the all nude joints. You can’t be given out lap dances with a string hanging out of your hoo-ha. So do they work those extra “period free” weekends and then rock an abortion on a Monday morning?? Get a good recoup in for four days and get back to the pole with a vengeance on Thursday night?
I think Michael Moore needs to cut the political documentary crap and start showing us behind the scenes of things we REALLY care about: Inner workings of Strip Clubs.