And you thought Ray Lewis’s deer antler spray would be the biggest distraction for the Baltimore Ravens during Super Bowl week.
That was until Courtney Lenz said on “Good Morning America” that she believes the team won’t let her cheer in the Super Bowl because she gained about two pounds.
Here’s the deal: If you are a stockbroker….and you suddenly can’t talk on the phone….you lose your job. If you are a mechanic….and you lose a hand…..you lose your job. If you are a professional athlete….and you can’t perform…..you are done. If you are a cheerleader….and you get fat…..there isn’t any leeway…pack your shit.
I know it is just 2 pounds. It seems like the powers that be may be overreacting. Let me explain something….her job is to wear skimpy clothes and look hot….at a professional level. This is the pros. This is the show. This isn’t high school cheerleading. This isn’t the Division 3 NCAA cheerleading finals. This is the real deal. You get paid to do a little shimmy and a shake dressed in a bandana sized top and a g string in front of millions of people every weekend for 6 months. You can’t gain weight. You just can’t do it. This is the pro level and there should be a zero tolerance for not keeping yourself in the shape they want you to be. Period. End of Story.
Here we go now with all the bleeding heart fuckheads complaining that she was unjustly fired and that fat people need loving too. Guess what?? She was hired as a pro level hot body. That means you were hired as a hot body…and you are fired as soon as you show an inkling of becoming anything other than that. Two pounds here, two pounds there…..next thing you know we are watching the cast of “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” every Sunday at halftime….we can’t be having that.
If anyone starts arguing that she was hired to “lead cheers” or for her ability to do the “dance” routines….then you are as dumb as a box of rocks. Those girls do the easiest routines I have ever seen. i have seen more difficult routines at a kindergarten dance recital. They are only told to do simple dances so that the parts that are supposed to jiggle….do what they are supposed to….jiggle. Tits and ass…..bouncing. They are put there to wiggle and look hot. If you start to lose the ability to do either….then hit the bricks biatch. Party’s over.
Disclaimer: I am fat….so I am allowed to talk shit about fat people. It’s that simple.