CNN: Retailer Lululemon is bringing back its black luon yoga pants after making changes in the material to solve a problem that made them see-through. The store pulled the pants from its stores in March after it was discovered that some of the pants became too sheer when the wearer would bend over. The pants that were pulled had accounted for 17% of the company’s sales before the recall.
You know who I blame for this? Feminists. Feminists and fat chicks who don’t like the idea that skinny, hot chicks can get away with showing their ass in public. There was nothing wrong with yoga pants before. Seeing a chick’s butt in class when she bends over to pick up a pencil is an American pastime as old and cherished as playing catch with your dad. It’s sort of like the whole gun control argument. The guns aren’t the problem, the people that use them irresponsibly are the problem. Well, that applies to yoga pants too. The pants aren’t the problem, the people who use them irresponsibly are the problem, namely big girls that shouldn’t be wearing them.
No more purposely picking the machine behind that hot chick on the treadmill at the gym so you can stare at her ass while you work out. No more going up that specific escalator so you can stare at the chick’s ass as you go up. And for any chicks reading this, yes, we do that, EVERY DAY. There’s not a breast or buttock between the ages of 18-29 that goes by me without me looking at it. There just isn’t.
Feminists must be creaming their granny panties at the idea of women not being allowed to show their asses in public any more. Why not just make women wear burkas?