Actress Sally Struthers was arrested Wednesday in Ogunquit, Maine, on a charge of operating under the influence.
Who the fuck is Sally Struthers again? That fat Jobba the Hut lookin bitch from South Park? Honestly, the last time I heard the name Sally Struthers was in South Park. I have no idea why she is famous, nor do I care to look it up. And Operating Under the Influence? Is that, like, giving somebody a kidney transplant while high or something? Is she operating heavy machinery?