Professor George Church of Harvard Medical School believes he can reconstruct Neanderthal DNA and resurrect the species which became extinct 33,000 years ago.
His scheme is reminiscent of Jurassic Park but, while in the film dinosaurs were created in a laboratory, Professor Church’s ambitious plan requires a human volunteer. He said his analysis of Neanderthal genetic code using samples from bones is complete enough to reconstruct their DNA.
He said: ‘Now I need an adventurous female human.
‘It depends on a hell of a lot of things, but I think it can be done.’
This dude wants an “adventurous” female? Adventurous is getting a little wasted and having a threesome. Adventurous is going bungee jumping. Adventurous is taking it in the poop chute without any lube. This isn’t what I would consider adventurous…..I would consider this: bat….shit…..crazy.
All I can think about is Sigourney Weaver’s character in the “Alien” movie franchise…..Ripley. Ripley gets impregnated with an alien fetus. It is foreign. It doesn’t belong growing in her womb….and she is not happy about it. She would definitely not have signed up for that shit if she had the choice. “Hey Ripley….we want to put a science experiment inside your womb…it may come out really fucked up….and may cause multiple human deaths…..including your own……cool?” No. Not cool. She would not have had any part of that action.
Any woman that is nutty enough to consider this should have to be sat down in front of a TV and forced to watch the entire “Alien” movie catalog….Alien….Aliens…..Alien3…..Alien Ressurection…..fuck it, throw in Alien vs. Predator for good measure. If she still says “yes” after all that….then you have yourself the beginning of the end of the human race. If something is extinct…..it was extinct for a reason. Shit didn’t work out for the species….that is just how it is. Didn’t anyone see Jurassic Park?? Do we forget how the “theme park” tried to eat the guests?? Fuck it….let’s try it with humans…..nothing can go wrong.
I have been saying it over and over….but it is shit like this that is gonna cause the zombie apocalypse. This is it right here. This kind of bullshit may seem cool on paper…..it may even work the first couple of times…..but it will eventually go wrong. Something will happen that we can’t undo. They could give the neanderthal clone a certain antibiotic…and that could unleash an epidemic.
I am not just talking about this specific experiment either. If you think the US government isn’t conducting tests on how to reanimate a dead soldier, then you are naive. I am sure they are trying to come up with drugs that make soldiers: not feel pain….bleed less after an injury…keep consciousness after head trauma….etc. They are definitely trying to weaponize virus’s and other types of biological warfare. It is only a matter of time before the wrong accident happens in the wrong lab, at the wrong time.
Back to the neanderthal unholy demon baby. I wonder which baby would be more detrimental to the planet Earth: 1. Snooki’s baby? 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby?….OR….3. the Fred Flintsone clone??
At least the test tube baby would bring some sort of scientific results with it. The other two just bring more unneeded paparazzi photos and tabloid covers.