Snooki began her new reality series — motherhood — early Sunday, giving birth to a healthy baby boy, according to her representative.
Within hours of the baby’s arrival, the 24-year-old “Jersey Shore” star tweeted about her joy: “I am SO IN LOVE with my son Lorenzo Dominic ! I had my little man last night, healthy at 6lbs! HE’S MY WORLD!”
Well at least the thing has a normal name. For an Italian that is. She could have named him like Jersey Guido Gorilla Juice Head, the Fourth. And I was kinda expecting the baby to be born already covered in tattoos, and possibly even not of the homo sapien sapien race, more of a neanderthal or even homo erectus. Seriously, is anyone else worried, like for the sake of the human race? The fact that this person is allowed to procreate and pollute the gene pool that the rest of us are wading and swimming around in… just sort of makes me worried. People like this should be sterilized. Or just killed. That would be good too.