The South Carolina Highway Patrol arrested a Saluda County deputy early Saturday morning after investigators say he was driving a golf cart while intoxicated.
Couldn’t they cut this guy a little slack. I mean, you go out and get drunk, how are you supposed to get home? It’s fucking South Carolina, bro. There’s no subways or buses to take. And a taxi could be fourty-five minutes away. You should be allowed to drive golf carts drunk if it’s after midnight in a rural area. Who are you going to hit? What traffic are you obstructing? Jesus.
I’d like to thank the South Carolina Highway Patrol for keeping the streets safe from monsters like this guy instead of pestering the petty criminals like legitimate rapers and murderers.