CNN: Wal-Mart Stores Inc. put some distance Monday between it and the clothing factory in Bangladesh that caught fire over the weekend, killing more than 100 people. The factory in question was no longer authorized to produce merchandise for Wal-Mart, the company said.
I fucking hate Wal-Mart. It’s the worst goddamn store on the planet. People from the south swear by Wal-Mart. They do their fucking grocery shopping there. But if it were up to me I would wipe the company off the face of the earth. I’d burn it down and piss on the ashes.
I’ve only been to two Wal Marts in my life. The first one was in White Plains, NY. And I was helped by some crazy lookin chick that was 110% high on some kind of drugs. I would have bet the rent on it. She was completely non-responsive. She looked like the black guy that pops his eyes out on Ripley’s. She made some sort of hand gesture that I couldn’t understand, and I ended up finding what I was looking for on my own. Then it took me half a century to get out of the parking garage, which was not free by the way.
The second Wal-Mart I went to is just East of DC somewhere in Shitstown, Maryland. Now I didn’t even care that my friend and I were the only white people in the store. I’m used to that by now and I was expecting it. But that fucking store was like the wild wild west. Everything is out of place. Items are missing prices. There are rogue shopping carts filled with shit that people just abandoned. Kids running around unsupervised. Ten thousand registers but only a few open. It’s the kind of place where your girlfriend gets on line at the pharmacy and you want to go walk away and play video games until she’s done but there’s no way in fuck that you leave her alone on that line or you might never see her again. And it seemed as though the average patron weighed more than the Notorious B.I.G to the CC Sabathia’th power. After Thanksgiving. At least 20% of the people in that Wal-Mart were riding around on scooters, which pisses me off because I know my tax dollars are going to amputate a lot of their feet thanks to Obamacare. And it pisses me off that you can get fat even though you’re on welfare.
Bottom line, people, is that the fucking dollar you save on that 8-pack of size 6XL plain white t shirts probably cost some American a job, instead shipping it overseas to some poor souls in a country you’ve never heard of. 117 people burned alive in a fire and all Wal-Mart does is run to their PR people who just try to distance themselves from the fire in order to minimize the possibility of people getting angry enough to shop somewhere else. “The factory in question was no longer authorized to produce merchandise for Wal-Mart”? Are you fucking kidding me? So you mean to tell me that this factory just took it upon themselves to just up and make shit without any reason? Fuck you Wal-Mart.