Lindsay Lohan is the poster child for what happens to a child star in today’s world. She was all cute and cuddly….then she sprouted some awesome tits and ass….boom! Disney kicked her to the curb…..and she started taking dicks and lines of coke from anyone and everyone….everywhere. After she got bored with that….she switched to banging chicks for a little while…..and after a few arrests and stints in rehab….she is back to rekindle her career. Good for you Lindsay. I for one applaud your persistence. Most child stars just give up and fade away into their drug fueled world of insignificance. Not Lindsay Lohan….she keeps making headlines and that is how you stay relevant….just ask Miss Kim Kardashian. As long as you are in the news it doesn’t matter if it is good news….or bad news…..you get to stay famous.
Even after seeing what the fame did to her first daughter….Dina Lohan threw her daughter Ali into the Hollywood lifestyle anyway. After a terrible reality show and unsuccessful attempts at being a pop star….I guess the next logical step was to have a smokin hot 18 year old girl get plastic surgery to transform her into a 37 year old troll woman. Why not?
Here are some before and after shots to back up my claim that the Lohan girls age like dairy products in the hot sun:
What the actual fuck?!?! I know drugs got to Lindsay….and let’s be honest….these paprazzi fucksticks are trying to catch the ugliest picture possible in order to cash in…..so this picture has to be taken with a huge grain of salt. But what in God’s name happened to Ali Lohan??? I thought she had major hottie potential at 16. I am sure plenty of dude’s would have taken their chances in the statutory rape lottery for an evening with her. So what the fuck happened?? How do you go from the “high school cheerleader” look to that goblin?? I can’t even begin to fathom why an 18 year old would even consider plastic surgery!!! (Disclaimer…Except tits…because if you don’t have tits by 18…let’s be honest…you aren’t gonna get them without getting fat….so definitely go see your local plastic surgeon) But an 18 year old getting plastic surgery on her face?!?! WHY!?!?
In all honesty…If there was a contest for worst parenting ever in the history of the world…..those Lohans might make a solid run at the title.