LOS ANGELES (AP) — A paparazzo was struck and killed by a car while darting across a street after taking pictures of Justin Bieber’s Ferrari when it was pulled over along a freeway in Los Angeles, police said Wednesday.
Bieber was not in the car at the time. The singer later said his prayers were with the family of the 29-year-old photographer who was pronounced dead at a hospital shortly after the accident late Tuesday afternoon.
I know we write articles about famous people and what not on this site…..but in all honesty….we do it for comedic value….not because we actually give two fucks. For example: Justin Bieber has been reportedly smoking pot….WHO CARES!?!?! The guy is 18, good looking, and super talented….he has probably torn through 50 times more vagina than any of us have even seen…..he is probably getting bored. Leave him the fuck alone….let him do all the shit the rest of us did. Did you try pot by the time you were 18? Probably. So why shouldn’t he?? Because he is famous?? Does anyone remember what happened to Michael Jackson when he tried to be a little boy forever?? Yea…..that shit was fucked up. I say let Bieber try a few things. He deserves to have some sort of a normal growth into adulthood….well, as normal as being a fucking quazillionaire at 18 can be.
Now that I got that off my chest….the paparazzi needs to give it a rest. Sure, I am happy that they get an occasional upskirt shot of a slutty celebrity when she decided to go commando. Sure, I am psyched when they get a picture of Rihanna sunbathing topless in Rio. Besides nudity related photos….just stop it. This fucking paparazzo (paparazzo is a fancy word for a douche bag with a camera and the right phone number to call when he wants to sell his douchey pictures) got run over by a car….trying to take a picture of Justin Bieber’s Ferrari…..and he wasn’t even in it. Is that serious?? I can see a police officer or a fire fighter dying in the line of duty, that is respectable….but dying trying to take a picture of celebrity…..that shit is stupid. I have seen enough tabloid shots of Bieber, any Kardashian (especially Khloe), Jay-Z, Beyonce, Jennifer Aniston, Oprah Winfrey, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Miley Cyrus, etc. etc. Everyone needs to stop buying these stupid magazines. What the Fuck, America?!?! Do you really care that much??
I am surprised more celebrities don’t just punch these fucks right in the face. Or….even better…..they should have someone follow them home one day….and then take their pictures…..like all the time….and then send an unmarked envelope containing said surveillance pictures with “we are watching you too” written on the front. I don’t know if it would stop any of them….but it might get them to chill out. EVEN BETTER….wait until one of these paparazzi bastards goes to the grocery store or Disneyland with his family….then hire a group of photographers to follow them around the whole time just snapping pictures and asking ridiculous questions….”what are you doing here?….are you having fun?? Have you been drinking?….do you really love your family??….why skim milk?? do you like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck better?”…..I say give them all a taste of their own medicine…..I hope a celebrity with butt loads of cash reads this….and does what I have described…..and gives me credit for the idea. A guy can dream.