Namely, and I’m going in random order here, when your girlfriend knows that the right time to cross in front of the TV is between plays, or walks another way. When you order clams and you get only one tiny little grain of sand in it, so that you know it’s fresh but it doesn’t hurt your teeth. When you are the first one to stick the butter knife into a freshly-opened jar of peanut butter and break that smooth surface. When you go outside after the rain and your car is sparkling clean. Cold, pumpkin flavored beer outside in September/October. Pouring a perfect beer, so no foam spills over the side of the glass, but the entire bottle is emptied in one try. Waking up to a blowjob. Sorry, I had to go there.