Do all guys find other guys attractive?? Nope. We can tell which ones are good looking….but we don’t even admit that to each other. If you find other guys attractive you need to figure out one simple thing…..are you gonna be a “top” or a “bottom”. Pitcher or catcher?
What does Herpes feel like?? It feels like Lindsay Lohan LOOKS after a night of hard partying. Next question.
I haven’t gotten my period in 5 months…is that bad?? Depends on how you do in your interview with the MTV producers. You could have a one way ticket to the front page of the tabloids living in your uterus. “16 and Pregnant” and “Teen Mom 6” is currently casting the next batch of young girls whose lives they are going to ruin forever. They will dangle money in front of you during the hardest time of your life…..they will film your trials and tribulations, they will make sure everyone in the US knows that you went to rehab, and they will make sure you end up being a completely unfit parent…….AND THEN after you finish your run on their show…..and your life is 20x more fucked up than it was before the cameras showed up….they will hand you a huge lump sum of cash. Nothing could go wrong. Just sign on the dotted line.
What did I do last night after my 7th jaegerbomb?? The question is what DIDN’T you do. You took more balls to your chin than a trained circus seal. There was a line of dudes around the room….and some were coming back for seconds. Then you made out with your best friend….and you two got train ran on you by the college football team. Now you are pregnant. Here is the good news…..you can always go on Maury to find your REAL baby daddy. You’ll be famous.
How do I get my penis to sit back down?? Just run these images through your head…..you should have no problem. If you still have a boner after thinking of these pics…..seek help. Like…..serious help.