I blame Miley. Little white girls all across the country think it is okay to try and twerk. The keyword in my previous statement is “try”. Let’s face the facts here…you’re white…..you aren’t black or latina….so the odds are stacked against you being good at the coveted twerk. It isn’t impossible to be a white girl that can twerk….it can happen. Just like when Eminem became a popular white rapper…..or when Tiger Woods rose to the top of the caucasian dominated golf world…..it is possible. What I’m trying to say is….just stop it, young ladies. If you don’t have a badonkadonk and the uncanny, mind melting ability to make it bounce and shake like Shakira…..then just save yourself…and the rest of the world the embarrASSment.
BUT….if somehow you are the diamond in the rough…..the needle in the haystack…..my advice to you comes in the form of a quote from a fine young poet named….Mystikal…..
“Shake ya ass….but watch yourself…..shake ya ass…..show me what you working with”.