Lori Welbourne arguing for gender equality takes her top off in an interview with her town’s mayor. Now, this is an argument I can get behind. Women want the right to take their tops off anywhere a man can…..yup…..I’m okay with this. New York City has been allowing this for awhile now. NYC is finally leading the world in a movement I can agree with. First it was no cigarette smoking in bars….lame. Then it was the ridiculous proposed ban on large fountain drinks……lame. Girls can go topless in parks, beaches, and in the street……NOT LAME…..AWESOME. As my wife says all the time…..”everyone appreciates a nice set of boobs….whether you are a man or a woman”.
The only problem I can see here is that anyone can do this. This may get a little weird when an 80 year old woman unrolls her knee-knockers in Central Park to avoid tan lines. Although I guess you have to take the good with the bad. If you get to enjoy 20 sets of quality honkers….what’s 2 or 3 sets of mutant boobs? I mean you can’t win ’em all. Either way….there is one important thing you need to remember: Never leave home without your sunglasses….because sunglasses hide how much of a true creeper you actually are. If there was a sudden ban on sunglasses….there would be a 98% increase in female on male face slapping….fact.