It’s enough to make you want to wish you Michael Jackson’d yourself and had no nose. Especially when it is a runny nose and a stuffy nose at the same time. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! When you have a cold and your nose is too stuffy to breathe through, and yet still runny, it’s totally fucked. Is there a gland in your nose that just swells or something? Because I’ve been blowing and picking my nose for three days now and the only stuff that I can get out is the liquid booger stuff. No actual hard boogers in there. Antihistamines work for me about as well as a quadruple-amputee doing jumping jacks. I’ve been eating them like M&M’s and all it did was make me wish I still had the $8 I spent on them.
Someone just please give me a tracheotomy so I can breath at night for fuck’s sake.