Bibi and Poldi are calling it quits after Bibi started attacking her mate
After 115 years, Bibi and Poldi’s marriage may be over… The world’s oldest animal marriage between the two giant turtles at an Austrian zoo appears to be over after the two refused to share a cage.
Your boy Absolute has a soul. This is actually pretty sad. These two turtles have been together for 115 years, and all of a sudden one day the chick turtle decided she resented him and his menial, average job and decided to take a bite out of his shell. She doesn’t like that he’s got average sized turtle junk, she doesn’t like that all her girlfriends can afford to spend several hundred dollars on worthless handbags. Girls, all those times we ask you if something is wrong and you say no, we believe you. Don’t hold your feelings in for 115 years for fuck’s sake. Don’t tell us that if you say nothing is wrong, that there is something wrong. Just tell us that something is wrong. Problem solved.