It is well-known that twins are used to sharing things, but a pair of lookalike siblings from Connecticut took the concept a step too far when they attempted to date the same woman, which landed them behind bars this week. Aric and Sean Hale, both 28 years old, were arrested on New Year’s Eve when they came to blows over whose turn it was to have sex with their communal paramour. The brothers have been in an open relationship with a 27-year-old woman, according to police.
Now now boys….there is obviously enough slut-whore to go around. You have been sharing her for quite awhile now….what is the big deal about having the other dude in the room?? I mean you have probably kissed her mouth within hours of this bitch giving your brother a blowjob. You have kissed her neck shortly after a pearl necklace…..but now on New Year’s Eve you need your alone time??
At that point you should just take turns right there in the hotel room. Sure, it is kinda gross….but they were aware of what was going on….and they were sharing her anyway. Does it really make a difference? I say it is a blessing in disguise. Nothing is worse then having to stop your time in Poundtown to reach over to the nightstand to get some lube…or another condom….or a quick sip of your beer….or handcuffs….or duct tape…..or anal beads…..or the vibrating cock ring. How many times have you been “in the trenches” (see what I did there?) and you have wished that someone could just hand you something from the night stand….but noooooo…..you have to stop the show and get it yourself. Imagine having a twin brother there to hand you whatever you needed??? That would be awesome. It would be like having your own personal Sexcapades pit crew!!
It would also come in handy if you had to stop to pee or take a shit. You would have your own personal stunt double. Tag him in and take your time. I can’t imagine the slore would mind. She sleeps with both dudes anyway….and they are identical twins…..so there wouldn’t be any sort of penis size issue. She wouldn’t prefer one to the other in that department….so there is one “huge” problem avoided (did it again). This is a win-win for everybody.
Maybe you have had a little too much to drink….tag in the twin. You have work early….and she wants to get frisky at 1am….tag in the twin. I would imagine trying to figure out who gets first crack at her crack would be entertaining too. You could have little mini competitions or games to decide who goes first….or maybe you are feeling a little dirty and you decide to go second….the possibilities are endless. Some days you could run the bedroom like a football game…..captains to the middle of the field…flip a coin…call it in the air. Maybe you could do a best 2 out of 3 of the classic “rock, paper, scissors”. You could always do a little “pin the tail on the donkey”…..blindfold the slore and spin her in circles and the first dick she grabs gets to go first. You could play some Madden and the winner gets to make the call. I could go on forever with this.
In all honesty…I think they should just Eiffel Tower her and stop fighting. Nothing more bonding than a high five shared with someone while mid Eiffel Tower. I can only imagine how much more of a bonding experience it would be for twin brothers. Brings a tear to my eye.