Here is the deal….it seems Amanda Bynes has fallen into the vast black hole that has swallowed up many other child stars before her. It seems she has lost her fuckin mind and is on a drug fueled rampage all over the east coast. After all those years of having to keep up the facade of cute, lovable, and innocent…it finally breaks a person. Michael Jackson, Britney, Lindsay, Christina, Miley, Bieber…….and now Bynes. Not everyone can handle the pressure and make the transition into adulthood smoothly. The freedom of being an adult and being able to do whatever you want to, is simply just too much for some people. It happens to kids all the time…..but those kids aren’t being followed by the paparazzi….or millions of followers on Twitter…..so it usually only makes the news after they OD on some black tar heroin in the West Village somewhere. Not when you are a celebrity. Smoking pot? You just made the 5 o’clock news in all 50 states, my friend.
BUT…..what if…….What if there really was a Bynes look alike just out there ripping shit up….just because the backlash isn’t gonna fall on her?? I mean AB has declared about 15 different times that she wasn’t there….or those pics aren’t of her. She has either done enough drugs to have become the pathological liar that drug addicts become…..OR…..maybe she started to lose her shit…..and her look alike thought….”now’s my chance”.
Maybe AB is losing her shit because her doppelganger is out there making people think she is crazier than she really is….which is in turn, ACTUALLY driving Miss Bynes to the brink of insanity. This chick could have met her in a bar….or a South Bronx crack den….and went all “Single White Female” on her ass. Got the same haircut, got some really “attractive” face piercings, 25 wigs, and a boob job…. and she’s in business.
Now she walks through the NYC parks talking to herself….crashes parties….bangs dudes….floods the internet with pictures of the “crazy” in progress….and BOOM…..sends AB off the muthafuckin deep end. Claiming cops are slapping her in the vaj and shit?!?! Sidenote: How funny would it be if the cop actually did it because he knew no one would believe her?!….like, “fuck it….I am gonna slap this psycho slut straight in the box and see what she does…..nobody is gonna believe her anyway…..she just threw a glass bong out of a 40 story window into midtown manhattan!”. Was that his cue? She throws a bong out the window and that is the green light to try to slap a cooch?? I mean….why not at that point? She has the credibility of a Gucci bag on Canal Street. Yea….sure…..it’s real. Yea….that happened.
I will leave you with this……is this her…..or is this her “Evil Twin”? Did she go crazy on her own?? Or did she have a little “help”? Decide for yourself.
P.S. Either way she would still get banged by 99% of the guys out there. Crazy attracts us like bears to honey. Usually the batshit nutty ones are willing to try the better stuff in the bedroom. Fact. Google it.