This is getting out of hand. The amount of technology packed into these behemoths is insane. The communications equipment, black boxes, GPS devices, etc. are all sending signals constantly all over the goddamned planet. Now you are telling me this huge tin can filled with GPS enabled devices…..just dis-a-fuckin-peared? Nope. I’m not buying this bullshit. I have my theories…..so here we go….

1. JJ Abrams is going to reboot or start another season of “Lost” and has gone WAY too far with his marketing plan. Coming Soon…..”Lost: Malaysia”…..or…..”Lost: Vietnam”………and if this is the case….right now the beginning is sucking as hard as the ending of the last series.

2. Some Jack Bauer shit went down….and they aren’t gonna tell people ANYTHING. There was a secret agent/spy fight on the plane….like some shit straight out of “Passenger 57” and after the plane either went down….or landed somewhere….whichever governments were involved had to make shit quiet very quickly. I can easily see an American spy involved in some midair fire fight and purposely crashed this thing into the ocean and sacrificed 239 people in order to save thousands scenario. OR……I watch too many movies.

3. These fake passport fuckers hijacked this thing and there are 239 people being held hostage on an air strip in Vietnam. They are either deciding on whether to ask for ransom and demands….OR…..they will just sell the people on the plane into the human sex trafficking underworld…a la “Taken”. Someone call Liam Neeson!!! He got this. He has “Taken”….”Taken 2″…..and the new air marshal ass kicker movie “Non Stop”. Why is he not on the first flight to Malaysia?!?!?

I had to share my opinion. I hope none of this is true…..but after 6 days……one of these theories has to be what went down. Call me insensitive…..but I am just spitballin here. No one else knows what happened….or…..do they.

-JoeRockstar