Get your shit together, dude. Unless you are reading a text message that is telling you that someone you love has been taken and is about to get sold into sex slavery…..and you possess a certain set of skills to get them back….then you put that phone down and reattach your testicles for some man time. There is a stripper on stage….and barring any hidden C-section scars or missing teeth….judging by her ass….you should be paying attention. Not to mention the two girls sucking on each other’s tits to your left….have you lost your damn mind!?!?! The only possible explanation here is that this dude is gay….and if not…..shame….shame on you.